Naked = Plain, Simple, Unadorned, Defenseless, Unprotected, Unspoken, Blunt, Being without clothing or uncovered. Just like "Skinny-dipping" compared to "Swimming", everything sounds five times more fun if you said you were naked while you did it.

Alien = A person who has been estranged or excluded, Strange, Not belonging to one, A creature from outer space.

Naked Alien = We are four Minnesota band type guys having fun writing songs about beer, personal experiences, perceptions on life, and barstool philosophies. We are not looking to be famous, prove that we are sexier than we really are, proclaim any musical genius, or seek our fortunes. However, we would very much love to celebrate things that make us laugh and raise a glass with you.

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The Boston Survival Guide
Julie Stoller

Frat party meets Flaming Lips. Dive bars with sticky floors and inebriated overweight jocks with bad pick-up lines. Eagles, Charlie Daniels, and Lynard Skynard on the jukebox (or maybe I’m just having a bad flashback to when I lived in Florida in the late ’70s). Songs about drinking, overweight strippers, burritos, beer, chicks, more drinking, and yes - bad pick-up lines. Do I see a theme emerging? Naked Alien are just four guys having a good time, finding a suitable outlet for the frustrations of day jobs, and inviting people along for the ride.

“My Burrito” and “Cheesy Line Guy” are especially inspired, strongly reminiscent of The Flaming Lips’ “She Don’t Use Jelly”:

There’s nothing too deep here, nothing that will engage the brain in any painful way, or cause undue stress in deciphering some hidden meaning. Don’t look for spiritual depth - there isn’t any. Just good, stupid fun, your quintessential bar band, keg party pals, backyard BBQ in the ‘burbs. And maybe that isn’t such a bad thing sometimes. Give the existential soul-searching a rest for a while.

Naked Alien has a sultry finesse… like a gentleman with the captivating power of “woo” which outshines even the greatest of great such as Bing Crosby, Barry White or even the hypnotizing and yet haunting Dracula himself. It must be hard as I can only imagine that the bar room floors are blanketed in wall-to-wall in ladies who have succumb to the bewitching charm of NA.

The Music

You can purchase some of our songs through CD Baby below.

chicks, beer, fun, fluffy girl, She got da bling, rocket ship, sweet lovin, bitter till the end, captivated by you, i need the couch, cheesy line guy, dive bar, sexy pants, my burrito, pirate on the mississippi, knew a girl, poetry in motion, country boy ballad, calibanos, doing it all for you, heavy metal guy is getting older, burrito lady, in your world, see you on the floor, tequila bottle">